Vegas throws a lot of parties each year, but St. Patrick’s Day weekend is a time when it tends to party the hardest. It’s impossible to keep up with everything going on, so here, we’ll just highlight a few liver-challenging St. Paddy’s Day items that caught our eye.
Margaritaville at Flamingo is going to have a ton of featured drinks on St. Paddy’s Day. Try the Irish Apple, Irish Mon, the Lucky Landshark or the “Off to See the Leprechaun Marg O’Rita,” a cocktail name we are not just making up. See more.

Mad props to Margaritavilla's copywriter. We're stealing that line next year.
Also at Flamingo, Carlos’n Charlie’s will bring some Mexican flair to St. Patrick’s Day, as evidenced by this graphic. Mainly because sharing a graphic is much easier than writing something.

The Internet says Ireland and Mexico are 5097.01 apart. Especially the .01 part.
Bally’s Las Vegas will be bringing the fun with its “St. Patrick’s Day Beer Truck Shenanigans,” Mar. 17 from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. A live DJ will do his thing, and Coors Light and Guinness girls will pass out swag. Drink specials will abound, like Irish Car Bombs, Jameson shots and draft beers up the O’Yinyang.
At Paris Las Vegas, look for an exclusive cocktail concocted by Greg Waters, Bar Manager at Sugar Factory American Brasserie. The drink is called the Frozen Irish Ass, a play on the traditional Moscow Mule with Irish Whiskey, a touch of ginger liqueur and mint. Mostly, we just love saying Frozen Irish Ass in a corporate blog.

Frozen Irish Ass. Frozen Irish Ass. Frozen Irish Ass. Frozen Irish Ass.
Of course, The Strip provides ample opportunities to acquire liquor-based entertainment for your St. Paddy’s Day revelry. They include the Flamingo Wine & Spirits shop and the brand-new “Q” Wine & Spirits in The Quad.

Liquor? We barely know 'er. Thanks, we'll be here all week!
Cabo Wabo Cantina and PBR Rock Bar in The Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood will each have a cavalcade of specials in honor of St. Paddy’s Day, of course. At PBR Rock Bar, try the $5 Irish Car Bomb shots, and at Cabo Wabo, go for the green Waboritas for $4.

We do not condone this T-shirt.
If you be craving something cool on St. Paddy’s Day, stop by Trevi inside The Forum Shops at Caesars Palace for their “Luck of the Irish” gelato, creamy pistachio gelato with a Pirouette cookie, for $4.50 per scoop.
That’s just the tip o’ the iceberg when it comes to things to do in Las Vegas for St. Patrick’s Day, so stumble your way over to the Las Vegas Sun for a Frozen Irish Ass ton of other events and specials.
Of course, lots of Vegas visitors miss the epic St. Patrick’s Day blow-outs at the now-closed O’Sheas. Well, it turns out we won’t have to go another St. Paddy’s Day without O’Sheas.
Plans are under way to have an O’Sheas inside The Quad! By this time next year, about where the cashier cage currently sits (near the former space of the relocated dealertainers), the O’Sheas legend will continue with a sweet new bar, gaming tables and a stage for live entertainment.
Here’s a look.

That girl it totally flirting with us. Just like at the old O'Sheas. Probably.
And if you’re still pining for O’Sheas this St. Paddy’s Day weekend, stop by for a fist-bump with former O’Sheas mascot, Lucky, at Carnaval Court at Harrah’s on Mar. 17.
Lucky’s real name is Brian Thomas (pictured below), by the way, and nobody throws a party like Lucky.

This seems a perfect time for a gratuitous photo of Lucky and Holly Madison.
More future O’Sheas.

Outside the new O'Sheas, the slot machines will be less translucent, unfortunately.
And, yes, future O’Sheas will have beer pong. Some things just aren’t negotiable.

Proposed tagline for the new O'Sheas: "Same great time, a lot less sticky."
Have a great, safe St. Patrick’s Day, and if you meet this blog during the festivities, please don’t be offended if we don’t remember you afterward. Our goal is to not remember much of anything. It’s how St. Patrick would’ve wanted it. And that’s the story we’re sticking to.