And you’re arriving when?

Bonus factoid: The Eiffel Tower in Vegas is 541 feet tall. We don't do metric.

Stay and play at Paris Las Vegas, dine at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant or take in the Eiffel Tower Ride.

Here’s today’s sweet temptation from Payard Pâtisserie & Bistro at Caesars Palace. This little baby is the Pont Neuf, which in French means, “My gawd, hold me back!” Or something like that.

The Pont Neuf features chocolate mousse, chocolate sauce and hazelnut brownie.

Honestly, no visit to Las Vegas is complete without a visit to this award-winning restaurant and pastry/chocolate shop at Caesars Palace. Learn more, if you dare.

We have a suggestion. After a night out on the town in Las Vegas, how about the gargantuan ”Andy’s Sage Fried Chicken & Bacon Waffle Tower” at Hash House a Go Go at Imperial Palace?

Bring your appetite. In fact, bring three.

Dining at Hash House a Go Go is more than grabbing a bite, it’s an experience. Learn more.

Some of the most satisfying tarts in Vegas can be found at Payard Pâtisserie & Bistro at Caesars Palace.

The lemon tarts (see photo below) feature lemon-almond custard and citron confit.

Why do people say "sugar rush" like it's a bad thing?

The weather has been so spectacular in Las Vegas, we couldn’t resist stepping outside to get a photo of diners basking in the sunlight so generously provided by Mon Ami Gabi at Paris Las Vegas.

As charming spots on the Strip go, this is one of the charmingerist.

While not on the menu, the sunshine and breezes (as well as the people-watching) are all part of a visit to this popular restaurant at the heart of the action on the Strip.

And if you’re looking for some insider knowledge about the temptations on the menu at Mon Ami Gabi, check out the “French Classics” cooking class being hosted at the restaurant on Apr. 17. These classes sell out quickly, so get moving.

When you visit Rao’s at Caesars Palace, you immediately feel the warmth of the place. The rich colors and charming, quirky decor add to the intimacy of the atmosphere, and you feel at home right off the bat.

Something else you’ll notice right away are the Christmas decorations. All year round. Now, if you still have Christmas decorations up at your house, it’s likely you’re just a really good procrastinator, but at Rao’s, it’s a deliberate choice!

Can we just live here?

From what we hear, at the famed Rao’s in New York, in 1986, someone got the idea that at Rao’s, “It’s Christmas all year long,” and the tradition stuck, and eventually made its way to the Caesars Palace location.

So, now you know!

A little more insider scoop? Former President Bill Clinton, and a party of 20, had dinner at Rao’s after a recent speaking engagement at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace.

Make a reservation and see what makes Rao’s such a distinctive addition to the dining options at Caesars Palace. Find out more.

Seriously, we could live here. Maybe a nice cot in the corner. We won't be a bother.

We figured it had to be a typo. We were wandering the Strip the other night and a charming woman outside O’Sheas gave us a flyer for the new Quesadilla restaurant in the Imperial Palace.

Keep rubbing your eyes. It ain't gonna change.

Five Coronas for five bucks? Impossible!

Yeah, well, OK, it’s possible. It’s Vegas, after all. Come to find out, this incredible deal is available only with a flyer, and other than getting one from the flyer-hander-outer in front of O’Sheas, we hear you can get one at the concierge desk at the Imperial Palace if you ask nicely.

Again, five Coronas for $5. That’s a savings of $22.50. That’s a bet on all four of the inside numbers on the craps table! Or 2,250 pennies you could use in a penny slot machine.

Oh, and don’t miss the typo on the BACK of the flyer. Two-for-one quesadillas. And the quesadillas are even better than they look in our succulence-filled photo below.

It's simple: You can't name your place Quesadilla and not have great quesadillas.

Read more about Quesadilla at Imperial Palace.

Who doesn’t love pizza? Las Vegas welcomes the Pizza Expo (yes, there’s a Pizza Expo) at the Las Vegas Convention Center, Mar. 2-4. Find out more.

Of course, you don’t have to attend the Pizza Expo to strike pizza gold in Vegas. Here’s some inside skinny you’ll love. Some of the best pizza in town isn’t even at a pizza place, per se!

We stumbled onto this pizza conspiracy some time ago, but THE MAN kind of likes to keep these things under wraps. We don’t care! We’re risking it all to go public.

Here’s the dirty little secret: Some of the best pizza you’ll find on the Las Vegas Strip is at a burger joint. Literally, Burger Joint at Flamingo Las Vegas.

THE MAN should think about calling it the Pizza Joint.

The pizza at Burger Joint might not get top billing, but maybe it should! Just look for the pretty neon sign.

Bonus trivia: Burger Joint is approximately 18 feet away from actual flamingos.

With this startling revelation, we feel as though a weight has been lifted from our shoulders.

This is Eric, one of the Pizza Scandal Facilitators at Flamingo.

Another delicious pizza option in Vegas? How about Rao’s at Caesars Palace? Who says you have to go to New York to get amazing pizza? Chef Carla Pellegrino brings a little slice of New York right to you. We don’t want to tell Rao’s how to do its marketing, but it might be time for a pizza scandal. We’re just saying.

So, hungry yet? Get some pizza in honor of the Pizza Expo, and make sure to save us a slice!

Hash House a Go Go at Imperial Palace is, well, hard to describe. Sure, it’s a “restaurant.” But saying Hash House a Go Go is a restaurant is akin to saying the Mona Lisa is a doodle. It just doesn’t do it justice.

Hash House a Go Go is billed as serving “twisted farm food,” and if by “twisted” they mean “spectacular,” they’d be right.

The hammered pork tenderloin sandwich has made grown men cry.

Renowned for its mammoth portions, Hash House a Go Go serves a number of its offerings on 18-inch plates. That’s a foot-and-a-half of plate. We literally saw some dishes being served with the assistance of backhoes.

This hernia-inducing dish features butternut squash with vegetables.

But it’s not all about quantity at this relatively-new dining offering on the Las Vegas Strip. Fresh ingredients are an essential part of every dish served up by the friendly staff.

Speaking of friendly staff, Melissa serves up fresh biscuits the size of basketballs.

The good news: While Hash House a Go Go has built a rep for mouthwatering breakfasts, its offerings go far beyond the famed Farm Scrambles and Farm Benedicts. More good news: The place is open late (to 11:00 p.m. Sun. through Thu., and until 2:00 a.m. on Fri. and Sat.), making it the perfect late-night stop to refuel for your Sin City exploits. Uh, you are planning on having some exploits, right?

The burgers are testament to the fact that breakfasts are just the beginning!

Hash House a Go Go has been featured in TV shows like “Man vs. Food,” “Rachael Ray’s Vacation,” Martha Stewart and Dr. Phil.

Even the grilled cheese is over-the-top!

Great food. Great atmosphere. Great values. Looking at these photos, we’re thinking we need to head over to Hash House a Go Go again. You know, for further research.

Three words: Fried. Chicken. Benedict. A jaw-dropper!

Here’s a chance to bid in an online auction, support public radio AND potentially get some great values at your favorite Pulse of Vegas destinations.

Nevada Public Radio is holding an online auction fundraiser, and there are tons of offerings like shows and dining, all at resorts you know and love. Take a look and place a bid.

Note: This map of the country is not actual size.

Finally, a holiday we can really get behind!

On Feb. 22, Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville at Flamingo Las Vegas celebrates National Margarita Day along with the rest of the country, but with a flair all its own. After all, Margaritaville has a special place in its heart for these thirst-busting beverages, serving up an astonishing 2.7 million margaritas each year.

We wish they still made pop-tops so we could step on one in honor of this holiday. (Hey, Parrotheads got the joke.)

Margarita-lovers will get specials throughout the day-long festivities at Margaritaville. The restaurant will give guests celebrating Feb. 22 birthdays a $22.20 gift certificate to use during their visit. Those celebrating a 2/22/1922 birthday will receive free food and beverages throughout the entire day!

Bonus factoid: The margarita was the "Drink of the Month" in Esquire magazine, Dec. 1953.

Margaritaville restaurants are encouraging Facebook fans to submit their favorite margarita recipes. The best recipes will be chosen and served at Margaritaville on National Margarita Day. Find out more.

If your name is Margarita or Rita, just show your I.D. at the resturant and you’ll receive a free bottle of Margaritaville Margarita Mix.

Get in on the National Margarita Day fun at Margaritaville!

We’d be lying if we said we personally know what “haute” means. (We’re a Las Vegas blog, not a linguist.)

But that doesn’t stop us from thinking it’s probably a good thing, especially when the Eiffel Tower Restaurant at Paris Las Vegas is named one of ”The Haute Five French Restaurants in Las Vegas.” Read all about it.

The views and decor are as impressive as the cuisine.

Before your next visit to the Eiffel Tower Restaurant, learn more about Table 56. And make sure to pick up the Eiffel Tower Restaurant cookbook.

OK, here it is. The insider tip of the day. It could literally save you hundreds of dollars if you use it correctly (and if you’re really hungry). This is top secret. But this Las Vegas blog doesn’t happen to live by society’s rules.

This insider tip is, conveniently, called the Insider Tip. Literally. The next time you’re at Paris Las Vegas, and ready for a bite to eat, stop by the Concierge Desk first. Ask nicely, and the charming person behind the desk is very likely to give you an “Insider Tip” card that will allow you to lop off 10% from your check at Ah Sin, Les Artistes Steakhouse, Le Village Buffet, Le Provencal or even in-room dining.

Yes, we take photos of posters sometimes. You have your hobbies, we have ours.

Bonus tip! The Insider Tip card also works for a 10% discount at Bally’s Steakhouse, Sterling Brunch or Al Dente.

Hey, you were going to have to eat sometime. Why not do it for 10% less? Have fun, and spend the money you save on something productive. Like some Elvis sideburns or a four-foot-tall daiquiri. Hey, are you into the Vegas experience or not?

Tons of hotspots around Las Vegas are offering Valentine’s Day specials you’re sure to fall in love with, including Harrah’s Las Vegas, Imperial Palace and Flamingo. Get all the details.

And if you’re still scrambling around for that perfect Valentine’s Day gift, we’ve got you covered. Stop by the Eiffel Tower Restaurant at Paris Las Vegas and pick up an Eiffel Tower Restaurant cookbook!

The cookbook cover is so soft, you may be tempted to use it as a pillow.

The cookbook is full of recipes for the dishes that have made the Eiffel Tower Restaurant such a popular dining destination in Las Vegas.

Make a souffle like a pro. Or have fun trying!

The cookbook has page after page of colorful photographs of the food, the Eiffel Tower and the restaurant itself, as well as easy-to-follow recipes.

How many restaurants are cool enough to give customers their recipes? It’s like an exclusive, guided, behind-the-scenes tour of the Eiffel Tower Restaurant kitchen (which can probably be arranged, come to think of it, just drop a note to @EiffelLyle on Twitter).

The specialties at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant look just as good in-person as they do in the cookbook’s photos.

We got up close and personal with a souffle during a recent visit. Wow!

Have a great Valentine’s Day, and regale us with your adventures in the Comments section. Well, the PG-13 adventures, anyway.

Another Eiffel Tower Restaurant masterpiece!

A Las Vegas Strip favorite for many, Cafe Ba-Ba-Reeba at the Fashion Show Mall has announced it will close its doors on Feb. 15. A new Mexican restaurant will open at the same site in mid-March. Read more.

In the meantime, get your Mexican food fix at Quesadilla at the Imperial Palace, and we’re not just saying that because we took some great photos there recently.

Some Quesadilla love for your tonsils.