We honestly aren’t sure what to make of this, but we’re passing it along, anyway. Vegas is all about excess, right?

The Heart Attack Grill, touted as a “hospital-themed restaurant,” has opened on Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas.

The mind reels.

The irreverent restaurant features menu items like the Single Bypass Burger, Double Bypass Burger, Triple Bypass Burger, and, well, you get the idea. The menu also features Flatliner Fries (cooked in pure lard) and Butterfat Milkshakes. It’s completely possible we just gained four pounds typing that sentence.

We do not condone this. Although we do like free stuff.

The Quadruple Bypass Burger, it should be noted, delivers a belly-busting 8,000 calories, with four half-pound beef patties, eight slices of cheese, a whole tomato and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard. We’re thinking this might be a good moment to yell, “Stomach pump, stat!”

The new restaurant has a dining room and walk-up window, as well as a full-fledged ambulance outside on the evening we stopped by.

Seriously hilarious.

Find out more, if you dare, on the official Heart Attack Grill site.

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