Mother Nature Rips Off Total Rewards Light Trials
The legal department of gaming giant Caesars Entertainment is currently reviewing a natural phenomenon which appears to blatantly misappropriate a design element used to promote the company’s player loyalty program, Total Rewards.
The deep space event, pictured below, shows a black hole’s gravity destroying a star.
The star’s destruction results in a stunning, orange-colored streak of light, strikingly similar to the “light trails” used on Total Rewards cards and in other promotional and advertising materials.
Here’s the black hole incident as it allegedly unfolded.
A source inside Caesars Entertainment, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “The development of our new Total Rewards light trails required significant resources, and we believe this event, although it took place in the far reaches of space, infringes upon our protected design elements. We are not impressed by the fact black holes can weigh millions to billions times more than the Sun. To be blunt, Mother Nature might want to take a stab at being more original next time.”
We’ll share more details about this breaking story as they become available, or as this blog has time to make them up.